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Wishing you a merry fucking whatever. May you have a very happy non-specific celebration.
Holiday smell: Holiday Tree- Cypress & Fir
Approx. burn time: 50 hours
Soy wax candle made in Ohio

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Wishing you a merry fucking whatever. May you have a very happy non-specific celebration.
Holiday smell: Holiday Tree- Cypress & Fir
Approx. burn time: 50 hours
Soy wax candle made in Ohio

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